Xenopus: frogs that are stitched together

In honor of my day off, I am sitting on my ass watching tv. The Price is Right to be exact. But there is this stupid bitch on the show who's bidding strategy in contestant's row is to bid $50 less than the highest bidder. And I am wondering, why do you think you will win???

Jonathan's words of wisdom: Linus keeps trying to get on my head and I can't sleep like that.
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My microwave had a miraculous healing last night. If I were catholic, I would be praising the patron saint of microwaves. You see, I was "baking" a potato in the microwave last night and when it stopped, my potato was not done, so I tried to start it again, and I heard a tiny POW and everything went blank. So I tried unplugging it and replugging it, but that did not work, so I ate an underdone potato for dinner. Then this morning, when I was putting cheese on my eggs, I lamented that I could not melt the cheese in the microwave. Then I looked over and the display was on and so, my microwave healed itself. Can your microwave do that???
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You know what? I know I just blogged, but I feel like blogging again. I wish I had a cool blog. You know, the kind that you actually want to read and go to even if you don't know the person writing it. I am just not that kind of person. I like to think that I am enjoyable, but I know that I am not (at least not on my blog). Anyway, I guess that I wanted you to know that I want to be fun to read, but I guess that I am just not there. Maybe I should start the lying again. Lying is always funny. (well, if you know how to do it right) Anyway, I am tipsy on my way to drunk, so maybe I will lie to you soon.
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So, I got a new cat today. His old name is Tig, but I named him Linus. I thought that Lucy deserved a kitty friend with that name. Anyway, Lucy was pretty mad. I shut Linus up in one room and Lucy had the rest of the house, but she decided to attack the door to where Linus was. She is one ferocious cat. Anyway, they are ok together, I mean, they stare each other down a lot, but they are not trying to kill each other and I guess that is the best that I can expect for the time being. But here is the thing, Linus likes beer. I mean, I did not give him any but he decided to lick my plate and when he was done with that he licked my beer bottle inside the neck. And it was an IPA (not like a wimpy flavorless beer). He is surely going to be one strange cat.

So, I guess that is it. I have cats to fill my life right now. And I cleaned my apartment for Linus' arrival (well not really for him, but for the lady that delivered him). And I am taking Monday off of work. And dinner is in the oven. Life is just great.
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Any second now, I am going to walk out my door and into my neighbor's apartment and show her how to listen to music. First, there is volume control, something that she does not know how to use obviously as I can hear everything she is listening to. Second, there is the loop button. Maybe she does not know that she can listen to an entire CD? I don't know, but if I hear this crappy song another dozen times (it has been as least that many so far) I think that I will scream or pull out my hair or something. Fuck her annoyingness when I have such a large headache. Doesn't she know?

In other news, I worked over a total of 8 hours between last week and this, so I get a bonus day off of work. I am EXCITED. Because I am so tired of work and well, I need and deserve a day off. Sometimes, life really sucks. And now, the question of the ages, what should I have for dinner? I am thinking that I want it to fall down from heaven into my lap, but I doubt that will happen.
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Well, it is a New Year...the big ole 2006...and there is only one thing I regret about last year. I failed to tell anyone "See you next Year" right around New Years Eve. I mean, that is the coolest thing that a person could ever do, and I let my rep down. It is really sad.

In other news, I love how the lesser celebreties come out for New Years in full force to help us ring it in. How they spout little jewels of wisdom that make me faint with happiness. For instance, take what Wanda Sykes had to say, "I started this year with 2 kidneys and 2 lungs and I only have 3 minutes to keep them all year". If that is not quality banter, I don't know what is. Anyways, thanks to everyone for making New Years such a memorable event. Thanks steak, mashed potatoes, asparagus and coconut cake. Thanks FLCL episodes 1-4. Thanks clips of A Knight's Tale. Thanks nap that took me from 10:30 to 11:45. I could not have made it to the new year without you. Also, I would like to thank the terrorist. Thank you for not stealing me and taking my organs. You know, I started they year with 2 kidneys and 2 lungs and I finished it the same way.
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