Friday, June 30, 2006
I had this dream. It was really strange.
(yeah Spooky Jon, I am totally stealing this idea from you)
Anyway, back to my dream. You see, I was asleep. But in my dream, I was in a crowd surrounding Britney Spears. And she was upset because she did not know that people were going to be around and she thought she looked bad and all her personal stylist were absent.
(now, here is where I am confused, did Britney really think she looked bad-meaning that she looked absolutely like shit? Or was it just me telling her that she looked bad in my dream, and she just looked like her normal self?)
Anyways, it is not like that is even the point. The point is that while she was lamenting the fact that she looked terrible in public, one of the guys from Queer Eye for the Strait Guy showed up and said that he would fix her hair. So they go to her beach house and then he starts talking about how hard it is to keep up hair extensions and how he knew because he used to have them.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is when I woke up. So I have no news as to if QEftSG could preform a miracle on Mrs. Spears or if she was destined to live a life similar to the one she is already living.
In other news, and I know this has been said over and over, but on Britney's nude poses in Harper's Bazaar, I just have to say that her air brush person is truely an artist and should win some kind of an award. When I go all out and pose nude on the cover of some magazine, I want them in my corner!!
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(yeah Spooky Jon, I am totally stealing this idea from you)
Anyway, back to my dream. You see, I was asleep. But in my dream, I was in a crowd surrounding Britney Spears. And she was upset because she did not know that people were going to be around and she thought she looked bad and all her personal stylist were absent.
(now, here is where I am confused, did Britney really think she looked bad-meaning that she looked absolutely like shit? Or was it just me telling her that she looked bad in my dream, and she just looked like her normal self?)
Anyways, it is not like that is even the point. The point is that while she was lamenting the fact that she looked terrible in public, one of the guys from Queer Eye for the Strait Guy showed up and said that he would fix her hair. So they go to her beach house and then he starts talking about how hard it is to keep up hair extensions and how he knew because he used to have them.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is when I woke up. So I have no news as to if QEftSG could preform a miracle on Mrs. Spears or if she was destined to live a life similar to the one she is already living.
In other news, and I know this has been said over and over, but on Britney's nude poses in Harper's Bazaar, I just have to say that her air brush person is truely an artist and should win some kind of an award. When I go all out and pose nude on the cover of some magazine, I want them in my corner!!
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
My stupid boss. Yeah, that's what I call him. We are having to spend $20K in about a week, or loose it, and it is way harder then it seems. (Grant money is always hard to spend. I mean, why can't we just get a J. Crew gift certificate???) Anyways, so, we are getting all this crap in and don't have anywhere to put it, so the boss-man tells me to clean off this shelf and put things up there. On the shelf there is this answering machine from the 70s. Complete with tape and everything. So, I think this is worthless crap and the following conversation ensues:
me: I was cleaning off the shelf and there was an answering machine, can I throw it away?
boss: No, it is perfectly good answering machine, we should keep it.
me: We actually, we have perfectly good voicemail.
boss: (with a look of incredulity) No, just find a place for it and pack it away, it is a perfectly good machine and we should not get rid of it since it works.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. We have these conversations all the time. Me thinking he is stupid, him thinking I am stupid. I think that it is time to look for a new job.
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me: I was cleaning off the shelf and there was an answering machine, can I throw it away?
boss: No, it is perfectly good answering machine, we should keep it.
me: We actually, we have perfectly good voicemail.
boss: (with a look of incredulity) No, just find a place for it and pack it away, it is a perfectly good machine and we should not get rid of it since it works.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. We have these conversations all the time. Me thinking he is stupid, him thinking I am stupid. I think that it is time to look for a new job.
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