Xenopus: frogs that are stitched together

I don't think I have ever told you, but this is probably my most favorite tv show ever.

(Actually, I don't know if you can call it a tv show. I mean, it does not have commercials so doesn't that make it an infomercial?)

Anyway, when I get tivo, I am totally going to tivo this. I mean, Jack has all the answers. Next week, he is going to tell me why the DaVinci Code is false. And it is going to be irrefutable proof not just some aimless posturing of a religious man. He gave me a taste of what is going to come, in the form of letter, and I am definitely excited about it. Also, his wife, Rexella, spouts forth headlines every week, just like a real news reporter would, alerting us to the depravity of this world and the impending second coming of Christ. This, my friends, is truly news that you can use.

So, I urge you, if you have not already, watch one of his shows. Your world will be forever changed. I promise.
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Today, I started learning how to crochet correctly (I just pulled something out my ass last time I did it). My goal is to make a baby blanket for Trish's new baby before it is born in a month. I am wondering if I am going to make it.

You should go here. It is the best game ever.

Enjoy!!!
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So, while window shopping at my local mall, I was noticing that there was a store devoted to African American art. I was examining all that they had to offer and then noticed this sign:
"We can ship items bought in this store to inmates"

(well, that is the basic jist. I was not smart enough to write it down.)
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So, the other day, I ran a yellow into red light (essentially, I ran a red light, but I did not want to come right out and say it, for fear that you would think bad of me). Anyway, after I got through the intersection, I saw flashing lights in my rear view mirror. So, I started to sing the "I'm getting a ticket" song (you know, the song that says I'm getting a ticket" over and over to the tune of "Na-na-na-na boo boo, stick your head in doo-doo"). And then, he turned his lights off and passed me like a bat out of hell.

in other news...the end
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