Xenopus: frogs that are stitched together

So, I decided not to get married. You see, I was talking to the parking guy about my coworker getting married and he told me "Don't you ever get married sweetie. You're too beautiful to get married." At first, I just thought he was creepy and crazy, but the more I think about it, the more I think it is true. I am just too beautiful to ever get married. I need to share the greatness that is me with as many guys as possible before I get wrinkly and ugly. So I am currently accepting applications. And don't forget to include length and girth measurements.
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I just want to give a shout out to Matt. Do people even do that any more? You know, give shout outs? Oh well, who cares. You and I both know that I am not cool. So, back to the issue at hand. While dining with Jon today, I found out that Matt recorded Monday night TV for us. We were busy spending money and did not make it home in time to watch it. So, Matt, thanks a million. You are totally the best.

In other news, I want to say that I too enjoyed drunken Monopoly and next time we play, it will have to be on a night where I don't have bead class the next morning so I can share in the drunkenness. Oh, and next time, I will totally hook all Monopoly players up with some biscuits. That is my promise to you.
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Well, I consider myself a pretty good judge of food. And so, I thought that I would share with you my new favorite pizza combination so you too can experience it's greatness. So, next time you get pizza, you should choose the following toppings: bacon, pineapple and jalapenos. It is totally the best.
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