Wednesday, December 08, 2004
First of all, I just want to clarify something from the last post. I mean, there is nothing wrong with Christians. In fact, I am a Christian, I am just not the in your face, showing all the world at every possible moment my special blessedness kind. I don't like going around and telling people that I am going to bless them, because chances are, they are doing just fine.
Now that we have that covered, I want to tell you about the string of annoying and strange things that have been happening to me lately.
Friday: went to see the Christy Smith Band and while at the show, I met Tony. Boy, that Tony is a dancing fool. But since when has push-ups been considered dancing?
Saturday: My day of relaxation (or so I thought). Really, it was an ok day that ended in the stylist (if you can call someone who does such a suck ass job a stylist) watching my glasses (you know, the things that allow me to see) fall on the floor and then not doing anything about it so that when my masseur came over to bring me some water, he stepped on them. I had to get the lenses replaced.
Sunday: I went to church. The first time in about a year (in graduate school I worked pretty much 7 days a week and then just fell out of the habit but then again, what business of yours is it anyway?). It pretty much sucked. First of all, I just have this wired quirk. I hate interpretive dancing. It makes me laugh at how silly it is. So, when there was interpretive dancing at church, it made it really hard to focus because I wanted to make fun of these people, but that is SO not a thing that I want to do in church (make fun of people). So, that was one strike against them. Secondly, I found out that they are having a LOT of financial problems and are having to cut back on staff. Now, I know this is mean, but I don't want to join at a dying church. Third, there was NO ONE my age in the congregation. And I want to go to church for the learning but also for the fellowship. Fourth, the sermon sucked ass. It was a bunch of rather unconnected stories that the pastor tried to make fit together by comparing the Christian virtues he was talking about to the "people on the street" (that was code for the ungodly citizens of this world). Fifth, there were no Christmas song sung. I mean, it is Advent. WTF?
Monday: I went to the Hospital Christmas party. While there, I got suckered into performing the chicken dance. I was a damn good dancer if I do say so myself. As I was leaving the party to go back to work, some guy was following me and when I turned off, he yelled, see you later Sallie. I mean, I guess he was reading my name off my badge, but I always keep it at my waist, so there is clothes over most of it. He must have been looking hard for my name. Maybe he liked the ass shaking I was doing on the Chicken Dance? Who knows. But I was thoroughly creeped out.
So, there are the tales of my days. Sorry the post is so long, but well, I don't post that much anyway so shut your yap. And if I offended anyone, please feel free to comment and I will feel free to ignore. (see how beautiful that system is?)
The End
PS- Watch out everyone, the Clay Aiken Christmas is on tonight (I think) and I am sure that it promises to be Rockin'. So watch the looser outshine the winner once again. Maybe he will be kind enough to let Rubin guest star on his show.
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Now that we have that covered, I want to tell you about the string of annoying and strange things that have been happening to me lately.
Friday: went to see the Christy Smith Band and while at the show, I met Tony. Boy, that Tony is a dancing fool. But since when has push-ups been considered dancing?
Saturday: My day of relaxation (or so I thought). Really, it was an ok day that ended in the stylist (if you can call someone who does such a suck ass job a stylist) watching my glasses (you know, the things that allow me to see) fall on the floor and then not doing anything about it so that when my masseur came over to bring me some water, he stepped on them. I had to get the lenses replaced.
Sunday: I went to church. The first time in about a year (in graduate school I worked pretty much 7 days a week and then just fell out of the habit but then again, what business of yours is it anyway?). It pretty much sucked. First of all, I just have this wired quirk. I hate interpretive dancing. It makes me laugh at how silly it is. So, when there was interpretive dancing at church, it made it really hard to focus because I wanted to make fun of these people, but that is SO not a thing that I want to do in church (make fun of people). So, that was one strike against them. Secondly, I found out that they are having a LOT of financial problems and are having to cut back on staff. Now, I know this is mean, but I don't want to join at a dying church. Third, there was NO ONE my age in the congregation. And I want to go to church for the learning but also for the fellowship. Fourth, the sermon sucked ass. It was a bunch of rather unconnected stories that the pastor tried to make fit together by comparing the Christian virtues he was talking about to the "people on the street" (that was code for the ungodly citizens of this world). Fifth, there were no Christmas song sung. I mean, it is Advent. WTF?
Monday: I went to the Hospital Christmas party. While there, I got suckered into performing the chicken dance. I was a damn good dancer if I do say so myself. As I was leaving the party to go back to work, some guy was following me and when I turned off, he yelled, see you later Sallie. I mean, I guess he was reading my name off my badge, but I always keep it at my waist, so there is clothes over most of it. He must have been looking hard for my name. Maybe he liked the ass shaking I was doing on the Chicken Dance? Who knows. But I was thoroughly creeped out.
So, there are the tales of my days. Sorry the post is so long, but well, I don't post that much anyway so shut your yap. And if I offended anyone, please feel free to comment and I will feel free to ignore. (see how beautiful that system is?)
The End
PS- Watch out everyone, the Clay Aiken Christmas is on tonight (I think) and I am sure that it promises to be Rockin'. So watch the looser outshine the winner once again. Maybe he will be kind enough to let Rubin guest star on his show.
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