Friday, July 30, 2004
Bugs, I think they want me to eat them. I was cooking corn on the cob the other night and when I started to eat my corn, there was a meal worm sticking his head out of the cob. I think that he wanted to be eaten, but I did not. The ant incident was enough to make me a bit squeamish for the time being.
I hate applying for jobs that have a set form for you to fill out. With a resume, I just leave out the information that I don't remember. (Like who was the manager for the pissy summer job I had between my Freshman and Sophomore years in college.) But on these standard forms, I just have to put a question mark in there. And also, who cares that I used to work at the drug store? It is not like that has anything to do with my current career anyway. So, I just left a question mark. And exactly how much did I get paid while working there? Well, since it is not a real job, I just do not remember. I guess that they think we all have the memory of an elephant.
In other news, well, there is no news, so, I am just going to make some up. I broke into an amusement park and rode the roller coasters. But I did not actually ride inside the car, no, that would be too boring. I rode under the tracks, with my special under the tracks machine that only holds one person. Yeah, I am cool. (Well, actually, this is a dream that I had, but in the dream I was cool because I was a rebel and rebels are cool just because they are rebels.)
Peace out. (forgive me if I insulted you because you don't want peace.)
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I hate applying for jobs that have a set form for you to fill out. With a resume, I just leave out the information that I don't remember. (Like who was the manager for the pissy summer job I had between my Freshman and Sophomore years in college.) But on these standard forms, I just have to put a question mark in there. And also, who cares that I used to work at the drug store? It is not like that has anything to do with my current career anyway. So, I just left a question mark. And exactly how much did I get paid while working there? Well, since it is not a real job, I just do not remember. I guess that they think we all have the memory of an elephant.
In other news, well, there is no news, so, I am just going to make some up. I broke into an amusement park and rode the roller coasters. But I did not actually ride inside the car, no, that would be too boring. I rode under the tracks, with my special under the tracks machine that only holds one person. Yeah, I am cool. (Well, actually, this is a dream that I had, but in the dream I was cool because I was a rebel and rebels are cool just because they are rebels.)
Peace out. (forgive me if I insulted you because you don't want peace.)
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