Thursday, April 29, 2004
Today, I got a special email. A very very special email. Telling me about how I can eliminate my debt the Christian way. Who are these people? Well, they are the Christian Debt Removers. Yes, they remove debt from your life as a service to God. And with prayer and a couple of charitable donations to select ministries, you too can be debt free. It really irks me that people try to use God to sell their product. It just does not make any sense. God is not a marketing tool. At least I would not treat Him that way. Yet, that is what our society does. It is rather sad.
Here is a list of other Christian agencies that will help you out in your daily life:
Born Again Midwives- Guaranteed conversion of your new born child, or your money back
Saintly Shipping- packages Flying on the wings of angles
Loaves and Fishes Cafe- Home of the you can eat buffet
Knee Bending Physical Therapy- Healing the body by kneeling down in prayer
Jizz for Jesus- All our sperm are born again
Phone Christian- Home of the 4.9 cent Christian long distance rate
Gospel Oil and Lube- Free anointing every 3000 miles
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Here is a list of other Christian agencies that will help you out in your daily life:
Born Again Midwives- Guaranteed conversion of your new born child, or your money back
Saintly Shipping- packages Flying on the wings of angles
Loaves and Fishes Cafe- Home of the you can eat buffet
Knee Bending Physical Therapy- Healing the body by kneeling down in prayer
Jizz for Jesus- All our sperm are born again
Phone Christian- Home of the 4.9 cent Christian long distance rate
Gospel Oil and Lube- Free anointing every 3000 miles
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