Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Hi boys and girls. Today, it is Pop Quiz time. Take out a pencil and paper and prepare to answer the following True/False questions. And remember, no cheating.
1. When the pH is supposed to be 7.20, then you should not go higher or lower than that.
2. When weighing out powered chemicals, you should always clean up after yourself.
3. When you are looking for something and are told that it exists in the drawers in the back of the room, do you look in all the drawers?
4. The acronym KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Ok, lets see how you did.
1. False, because you obviously don't know how to follow directions anyway, so why would you start listening now. 7.4 will be fine because someone else will fix your mistakes
2. False, because you don't work here normally, so who fucking cares? Well, if they do, then they should clean it up themselves.
3. False, everyone knows that metal drawers aren't to be looked in, especially when they are labeled clearly with what you are looking for.
4. False, KFC obviously stands for Kitchen Fresh Chicken. All that Kentucky Fried crap was just a dream. An illusion. I mean, it is Fresh (which is good for you) not Fried. I am sure that with a couple more commercial campaigns, you will forget all about that Kentucky Fried Chicken crap and realize that it is just not the way that it is. Of course, it is still fried, but you don't have to focus on that anymore. Now, you only have to think about the Fresh part. YUMMY. I think I am going to get me some Kitchen Fresh Chicken right now.
(This quiz is entirely fictionally. Any relation to actual events is entirely coincidental. The questions on this quiz in no way represent the actions of any of my coworkers.)
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1. When the pH is supposed to be 7.20, then you should not go higher or lower than that.
2. When weighing out powered chemicals, you should always clean up after yourself.
3. When you are looking for something and are told that it exists in the drawers in the back of the room, do you look in all the drawers?
4. The acronym KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Ok, lets see how you did.
1. False, because you obviously don't know how to follow directions anyway, so why would you start listening now. 7.4 will be fine because someone else will fix your mistakes
2. False, because you don't work here normally, so who fucking cares? Well, if they do, then they should clean it up themselves.
3. False, everyone knows that metal drawers aren't to be looked in, especially when they are labeled clearly with what you are looking for.
4. False, KFC obviously stands for Kitchen Fresh Chicken. All that Kentucky Fried crap was just a dream. An illusion. I mean, it is Fresh (which is good for you) not Fried. I am sure that with a couple more commercial campaigns, you will forget all about that Kentucky Fried Chicken crap and realize that it is just not the way that it is. Of course, it is still fried, but you don't have to focus on that anymore. Now, you only have to think about the Fresh part. YUMMY. I think I am going to get me some Kitchen Fresh Chicken right now.
(This quiz is entirely fictionally. Any relation to actual events is entirely coincidental. The questions on this quiz in no way represent the actions of any of my coworkers.)
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